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With, it must be said, better packaging than the competition. Every item is backed by at least one citation we found on the internet. Accuracy is not guaranteed. Vibes are immaculate.

There is one division, and it studies one thing: the secret arithmetic people use to survive — the reduced date, the counted draw, the geometry of a sky. The Consumer Metaphysics Division makes precise instruments for reading meaning in number. None of them do what they claim. All of them are made with total conviction — which, on inspection, is most of what separates a laboratory from a gift shop.

We build for the sharp and the hopeful in equal measure. If that's you, the instruments are below. If it isn't, the instruments are still very nicely made.